when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
You can’t just make me different and then leave.
(Source: survivinginsanity)
nue:
nue:
once we got our math tests back and this one guy got a D and he was really quiet for a minute and i expected him to be really sad or something but instead he puts his fist in the air and goes “YES, THIS IS GONNA RAISE MY GRADE!” and i think that pretty much sums up math right there
if i had a dollar for every time someone made a “he got the D” comment on this i would have enough money to buy a giraffe and drive myself to the bottom of the ocean
i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he’d spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn’t buy food and i said “aw do you need some snacklemore” and he punched me in the face
ariana tall
ariana grande
ariana venti
Awkward physical contacts
Oh my god this is great.
so true
The snack reach. ALL THE TIME OMFG
SCIENCE!
ITS A DEMON BEING BORN FROM THE PITS OF HELL
You did it. Human Transmutation
Cthulhu!
(Source: laissesaigner)




